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Sunday, July 31, 2011

What if those Orange cinema adverts did...Predator


I went to the cinema the other day to watch, I think it might have been, Transformers 3 when those Orange cinema adverts started playing. Usually, these are pretty funny with 'The A Team' one being absolute genius! "I love it when a price plan comes together!"

But the new Orange advert with the French film just doesn't cut it. Neither did the 'Rio' one...

It got me thinking...what if they chose another film for the next one...doesn't have to be current, what about one of my favourite films of all time - Predator! Its perfect...here are a few choice one-liners with the Orange Cinema twist...

"Ain't got time to text!"

"If it tweets, we can geo-track it!"

"What's da matter? CIA got you pushing too many MMS messages? Had enough?"
"Make it easy on yourself, Dutch. A picture message only costs you 20p"

"You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt...that's my new facebook status update!"

"Get to da choppa...Facebook Check-In...Wicked! King Of Da Jungle!"


Yep, those are all I can think of...Coming soon...Commando!

Oh and Transformers 3? One Word Review: Pants!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011